I'm not sure what to think of this. Especially the two inflatable multicolor unicorn costumes. What a list of baggage to have if you're committing a crime. It's just damn weird.
I'm surprised they didn't let him plea bargain for probation. Going to trial can only lead to embarrassing details being revealed.
Maybe he can't plea bargain because he hit Pelosi in the head with a hammer. Its so bizarre because when police arrived Pelosi and his attacker almost looked friendly. There's something staged about it all.
David Depape and Mr. Pelosi: A coupla faggots.
I bet they look cute in those unicorn costumes. Maybe that's why Nancy gave up her speakership in the House. She's got big problemos on the homefront.
If someone was breaking your window with a sledgehammer, wouldn't that wake you up? I don't believe his story.