Grape soda, shrimp and pizza, anyone?

I wonder if the entire Epstein legal/court/DOJ drama is just an architected distraction from something really hideous or epically bad. Take your pick:

- Alien invasion imminent
- Alien disclosure imminent
- World economy about to shit due to debt exposure from Japan, China, and or (et al)
- China-Taiwan invasion
- Russian Lithuania incursion

Any of the above in any combination.