Nobody here knows where I live so:

Full pantry of shelf stable foods. Everything from flour to canned chili to booze, spices, sauces, grains, etc.

All 3 cars gassed up full.

20+ gallon gas in reserve in cans

1800W power supply + small 500W power supply

3600W Generator

Even a 1000W power inverter (box that turns 12VDC from a car into two AC plugs).
(In other words, several redundant independent ways to power fridges and devices if need be)

A couple 100W solar panels to charge/ top off the power supplies

~2000 USD cash in 10s and 20s squirreled away in the house

Many cans of butane fuel for 2 butane camp stoves

3 full propane tanks

Gravity water filtration - just like the "Berkey" water filter cult, but home made from plastic buckets and micron level ceramic filters. Plus extra filters.

A Baofeng UV5R handheld HF radio that picks up police and emergency channels as well as NOAA weather radio, that I never have a clue how to configure and use. Also keying it up requires a ham license so I only have it as a transmitter for a real emergency. (I recommend these things even if you have no clue about radio operation, you can learn. Amazon sells them for $20 apiece in two packs.)

+Two pair walkies.

Let's hope I look like a dumbass after November 5th.