I could regale everyone with my efforts to save the world but my previous efforts tended not to get a lot of traction, which is understandable.

I could tell how Saints have won two in a row (which is significant and positive) but no-one would have any idea what I was talking about nor give any proverbials.

I could bore everyone shitless with improvements I'm making on my property, they truly are boring even to me.

That is what is consuming my waking hours. But yes I am alive and kicking hard.

Unless someone wants to know about ANZAC Day, 25th April??